It’s Time The Red Sox Break Up With John Farrell

We’ve all seen that couple that stays together much longer than they should. They fight in front of others. They always look tired. They’re miserable even when they’re supposed to be having fun. Being in a dying relationship is like carrying cinder blocks in your hands all day long. It gets to a point where you just can’t take the weight and pain and wonder whyRed Sox Break you ever bothered. You’re drained, your friends are tired of hearing you complain, and pretty soon you feel alone and empty. So that’s why it’s time the Red Sox break up with John Farrell and fire him.

It’s clear it’s not working out anymore. Farrell and Drew Pomeranz argued with each other in the dugout when Farrell pulled him after four innings on May 20th. This also happened in 2015 when Farrell and Wade Miley got into it in the dugout. Disagreements are a part of baseball, but they’re best discussed behind closed doors—not in open dugouts. We’ve all seen our friends in a relationship fight with their SO at one point or another. It’s awkward for those standing nearby trying to pretend they don’t notice. They’re all thinking the same thing though: How much longer do we have to put up with this?

On a larger level, it makes the couple look like they can’t control their emotions. So when we see Farrell pointing a finger at Pomeanz I want to know why he can’t control himself. Why doesn’t he do what I used to do with my ex and say, “We’ll discuss this later”? It doesn’t always work (hence why I’m single), but it’s not something that Farrell can continue doing either. Open fighting like that is a sign of a bad relationship. It’ll only hurt him in the long run. too, when the Red Sox break up with him because no other teams will want to hire him. Who wants that kind of drama in their clubhouse?

The Red Sox look bored and passive nowadays. The Red Sox won the division last season, but it was a tough win for them. Ortiz’s final year was one of the few things that kept the season joyful and positive. But since Farrell’s wingman retired, the awkwardness between Farrell and the Red Sox has increased. Watching the team interact with Farrell is now like watching a high school girl ignore a guy who doesn’t get that she’s just not into him.

The Red Sox Break Up With Farrell Should Happen Sooner Than Later

Dumping someone is difficult. It’s more difficult if you’re on the receiving end. One minute you think things are okay, and the next you’re a refugee in Dumpsville. But it’s not like Dave Dombrowski can just text Farrell saying, “sry not feeling us nemore, hope we can still b friends.”

The Red Sox have to be up front and honest with Farrell. Take a page from the film Moneyball when Billy Beane taught his apprentice how to fire someone. Sit Farrell down, look him in the eye, and say “John, we’re letting you go. Thanks for your service and we wish you the best of luck.” It’s cold and direct, but it brings closure to an already difficult situation. But unlike in a real relationship, the Red Sox would have to replace Farrell right away. They don’t have time to play the field (pun intended).

A Red Sox break up with Farrell would not only bring a breath of fresh air to the clubhouse, but it would give the team a chance to try new strategies.

A Belated Tribute to Kevin Youkilis

I miss Kevin Youkilis. As the pennant race comes alive, we’re all reminded of former glories, and Youk was integral to the Red Sox during my childhood. This modern team is fun to watch, with young stars like Mookie Betts, but that gritty soul of yore has largely been lost. Dustin Pedroia still embodies it, but there are few grinders like Kevin Youkilis across baseball anymore, and that’s incredibly sad.

Kevin Youkilis, The Greek God of Walks

Once upon a time, few teams wanted Youk. Before Moneyball was released, teams still coveted players for the wrong reasons. Appearance often outweighing performance in the decision-making process. Therefore, many scouts disregarded Kevin Youkilis. He was too fat, they said. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t field. Very little upside. Billy Beane, the Oakland A’s general manager, saw through that. He yearned to draft The Greek God of Walks, only for the Red Sox to snatch him with the 243rd pick in 2001. The rest is history.

Kevin Youkilis

Youkilis was a rookie on the historic 2004 Red Sox. He proceeded to play nine seasons in a Red Sox uniform. His rise was steady and inspiring. First he lost a little weight and took better care of himself. Then he transitioned to first base and pushed himself to progress every single day. He became a fierce competitor, guided by a fire within the stomach. His was an insatiable desire for constant improvement. In time, he became a force of nature.

Looking back, Kevin Youkilis doesn’t have the greatest lifetime stats. He hit 150 home runs, drove in 618 runs and collected just 1,053 hits in 1,061 Major League games. Nevertheless, his peak was astonishingly good, and Boston was the main beneficiary. In 2008, Youk had 29 home runs, 115 RBI and 43 doubles. He finished third in MVP voting and was the heart of a stacked Red Sox lineup. The following year, he reached base at a .413 clip, which contributed nicely to his career .382 OBP. Only 175 men have recorded a higher lifetime mark, out of more than 18,000 to play Major League Baseball.

Why Kevin Youkilis Was So Beloved

However, the true impact of Kevin Youkilis cannot be measured in numbers. He was incredibly popular with Red Sox fans, who saw him as an everyday guy living the dream. More importantly, they saw how hard he worked and admired his determination to succeed against massive odds. Youk looked like he should have been selling beer in the stands. Instead, he was a three-time All-Star and a two-time World Series champion with the Boston Red Sox. He also won a gold glove, proving his meticulous will to get better.

There was so much to like about Kevin Youkilis, and he was a fitting hero in the post-Manny Ramirez age. I’ll never forget that quirky batting stance. Youk looked like he was sitting on an invisible toilet at the plate. The swing was a thing of beauty, however, and he was a line drive machine. The Green Monster was assaulted constantly by Youkilis, who was the perfect player for the perfect team at the perfect time. I doubt we’ll ever see his like again.

Kevin last played for the Rakuten Golden Eagles of Japan in 2014. He is currently a special assistant to Cubs baseball mastermind Theo Epstein, the executive who gave him an opportunity to shine in Boston. There’s no telling what the future may hold for Kevin Youkilis, be it scouting or front office work. But the past will always sparkle bright, and his place in the hearts of Red Sox fans all over the world will never be diminished.